- set a small stone angel in your yard
- invite whovian to your house
- set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
- randomly move angel’s position close to the house
- start repeating everything they say
- when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie
- wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?
slow down there satan